Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Return of the Academic Haiku.


Gradegrubber, Gradegrubber,
Grub for a grade,
Beg for an 'A'
or even a 'Pass',
Gradegrubber, Gradegrubber,
Make some excuse,
And tell me you're not an ass.

Gradegrubber, Gradegrubber,
You're on my nerve,
The term is o'er,
'F' you deserve,
Haul out your cellphone and get on the air
And call up someone who cares.