You turned in a paper so clearly plagiarized
that it made my eyebrows curl.
I tried Turnitin.com -- no luck.
I tried Google -- nothing.
I floated it to the faculty list
I spent two hours on it,
trying to track down references,
time I could have spent with real students.
You included no works cited,
although you cited in-text.
Then you turn in new names whose articles you could find.
The guilty flee, I suppose.
The time I will spend working on busting your ass
exceeds the time most people took to write the paper.
In that time, I could have had conferences with half the class,
written six to ten pages of my novel,
or had sex twice (four times, if they were quickies).
