A student writes a long note to you on the back of the exam explaining why she didn’t have time to finish the exam.
- There’s a Facebook group dedicated to you. Comments are not very nice.
- A student complains, “I forgot my calculator!” Lucky for you, I’ve got this trusty slide rule that you can borrow.
- You’ve never seen 20% of the class prior to exam day.
- A student sobs quietly as you collect the tests.
- Everybody gasps when you tell them that they have five minutes left.
- You realize that the calculation questions were so hard that nobody could answer them, including you.
- Rumors circulate that students in the dorm passed around a voodoo doll with your likeness.
- After the exam, you receive a thinly veiled death threat from a student, majoring in social justice.
- Before the exam, somebody asks, “Do we have an exam today?” Yes, now go back to bed.
