Things You Hope You Will Never Hear from Your Partner at the End of the Night:"What's your name again?"
"I've had better."
"Sorry about that."
"My memory is a bit fuzzy. What happened?"
"I totally dozed off. What were you saying?"
"Was this your first time?"
"Let's be adults about this, and pretend it never happened."
"We never have to see each other again, right?"
"I think I love you."
"So when do you want to meet my parents?"
"I think we've taken this thing as far as we could."
"I want my mommy!"
Things You Hope You Will Never Hear from Your Student at the End of the Semester:
"What's your name again?"
"I've had better."
"Sorry about that."
"My memory is a bit fuzzy. What happened?"
"I totally dozed off. What were you saying?"
"Was this your first time?"
"Let's be adults about this, and pretend it never happened."
"We never have to see each other again, right?"
"I think I love you."
"So when do you want to meet my parents?"
"I think we've taken this thing as far as we could."
"I want my mommy!"
