The Return of Academic Haiku, Occasional Verse That May Or May Not Actually Match Any Meter or Scansion...Oh, Shit, You Know.

thanks for the fat cat
it was so delicious with
the steamed broccoli

wicked walter, me.
drowning in our sarcasm.
smoking a big bowl.


my students believe
that I'm their personal serf
(until grading time)


spring break coming fast
pretty girls, please don't speak your
hot Mexican plans