"Wendy," a full time tenure-track professor of art in a public university in Wyoming, sends this along:
You are a doll. Are you a woman? A man? I bet you're sexy. You're funny. I wish you would write more. You let the guests be the star of your show, and really we'd like to know more about you. Do you have more photos? That's a cute top. I want to know how soft your hands are.
Oh, wheee. I've gotten off track. Here's my rating for today.
A: Your lips make me wish we were in Barbados. But your paintings blow. How's that?
'Wendy' in Wyoming.