in my intro class
last semester.
Freddie Flunky,
who had the lowest grade
in the class.
So he will take the course
with me again
next semester.
(He says he wouldn't
think of taking it
with anyone else!)
But it conflicts
with another class
so he can't attend.
"May I submit homework
and take exams
Maybe come to an office hour?"
"Freddie," I say.
"This is a student-centered college.
What do you think?"