To my six summer school students:Class hasn’t even begun yet and I already love you all. See, I’m making a flat rate for teaching summer school and six students is the minimum class size needed for the class to exist.
There are six of you. That means I’ll make my money while doing the minimum amount of grading and office hours.
Bless you! (Don’t any one of you think of dropping. I need to buy a new hot tub.)
Surf’s up.
