Friday, May 18, 2007

Where We Advance Past Academic Haiku Into Actual Quatrains - Er - We Think These Are Quatrains - Four Lines, Right?

Some say their semester will end in flames,
Some say in a icey bumblesuck.
From what I've tasted of your essays
I hold with those who favor matches and gasoline for a bonfire of your papers.

But if I had to grade your shit twice,
I think I know enough of plagiaristic incompetence
To say that for destruction a cool D-Is also great
And would suffice.