On Walt and the Regulars.

• I'm guessing the email exchange with Walt was about 50% hyperbolic, am I right?


• "Regulars"? You mean you give more space to people who are on the site all the time anyway?


• Walt, darling, you have got to up the medication.


• There is only one true original. And Walt is not it.


• That's a nice fridge, Walt brags about. I wonder if it's as dirty inside as Walt's soul is.


• New feature? Didn't we beat the features down earlier when we made you stop doing JobFinder?


• Are you REALLY trying to kill the page, because "the Regulars" will do it.


• Wait, you mean to say the "Irregulars," right?


• I'm over Walter. Could you please give us more Weepy Wayne?


• I'm betting Walt is pissed at you guys.


• Whoa, so nobody cares about the cartoons on my door and if I don't have a window, I'm a loser? That's all Walter's got?


• Walter is a nut, okay, we all see that, but his thoughts on Deans are right on. Oh, and on cats. And offices. And students.


• That Walter sleeps in his office comes as no surprise to me.


• Of all the features this year, this one has the most potential. Don't fuck it up.


• Seriously, who does these graphics. If that's really Walter, I'd say you've captured him. If not, then I'd imagine you'll have a lawsuit on your hands. Slander, libel, whatever applies.


• Uh, I haven't got my invite to become a regular yet. What does it take? I've been called a frequent correspondent twice. What kind of a boy's club is this anyway?


• Oh, God, please don't post another 29 posts from Texas Dipshit, okay?


• I would pay real Texas money to get access to whatever blog Walter is planning. Ted Nugent as a spokesmen? Sponsored by Browning rifles? I'm just saying.


• I'd buy a Wicked Walter nightshirt.


• Are you seriously out of ideas over there?


• I know Walter, I really do. And he's easier to take online than in person.