Scenes From a Midterm.
- Student e-mail: “I forgot to get a blue book for the test tomorrow morning. I just wanted to let you know that I might be a few minutes for the test, if the bookstore doesn't open early. Thanks.”
- Faceless high schooler: “I forgot to get that blue book. Do you have any extras?”
- Three sorority sisters, in unison: “Whaddaya do if we don’t have a blue book?”
Compulsively smiling coed: “I completely forgot my blue book!”
- Former valedictorian: “Where do we get the blue books?”
- Muddled half-dressed coed: “Umm…I don’t have that blue sheet thing…”
- Stoned young male voter: “What if I don’t have a blue book?”
- Total stranger: “Are we having an exam today?”
- Future Jesuit priest: “Exactly what do you mean by ‘blue book’?”
- Future lawyer: “I don’t have my blue book WITH me, but…”
