Somebody Thinks He's Really Funny, And, Like, He's Going to Hell, Too.

Deer God,

I was like really ticked off and disapointed to wake up this morning and find myself at the Gate’s of Hell. For starters there sure not pearly, and second I was like really expecting to meet St. Peter. I cant believe u actually flunked me. I really think u should like consider that I was only taking Life pass/fail and I cant beleive I didnt even get like a D.

Nobody would even be in Life at all if it wasn’t a stupid requirement, so its really unfair of u make it so demanding. Your sillabis was really unclear and everybody thought it meant something different and the point system was really confusing. OK maybe I like hardly ever showed up for church and I like lusted after 3872 babes and I coveted, well, everything and stuff. And OK maybe I was like really only in Life to party. But I really tried hard for the last two or three weeks and I like never killed anybody or anything. so I like pretty much obeyed at least one of the comandment’s! So I really think I deserve some points for effort.

And I did do like three or four really good things. Like I held the door open for that old lady that time. U remember, dont I like get at least some credit for that?!! I just think your like a really harsh grader and your mean and you just get off on making people feel bad about theirselves and you treat us like a bunch of little kids with all your stupid rules and stuff. The only way to get a good grade from u is to like just agree with everything you say. I think u always had it in for me just cuz I took Your name in vane that time. so I just want u to know that I think u suck and I’m never taking Life with u again and wait’ll you see what I write about u on RateYourDeities.com!!!!

Have a nice eternity, jerk!!!!!
Joe Fratboy





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